: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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