The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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