Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Randomize
