exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I just found puke in my bra..
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Randomize
