but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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