Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Everyone says I win the strip club
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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