they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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