At least make sure they are 18
Why
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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