I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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