If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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