I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
