You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Randomize
