Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize