I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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