Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
do nipples grow back?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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