Nicole vs. Life
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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