I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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