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Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So many bounce houses so little time
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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