Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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