If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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