I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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