either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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