In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Randomize
