I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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