About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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