yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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