At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
