someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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