just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I just want nice things and good sex
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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