That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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