Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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