My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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