did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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