Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
