Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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