Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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