She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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