'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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