found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
My vagina is very pro this idea
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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