Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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