? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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