why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Every concussion has its silver lining
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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