Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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