i permit you to call me
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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