so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
