hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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