What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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