His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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