Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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