when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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