part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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